tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46698064387713088442024-03-19T20:48:09.841+11:00Two Bulletsplease whore this blog all over the internet like the prostitute we all are deep down insideTwo Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-45414010368502316342010-11-29T17:09:00.004+11:002010-11-29T17:30:34.447+11:00A Rebuttal Rebuttal: Pointless PuppetsWell it seems that the previous rebuttal post has ignited a flame of debate around this divisive issue as another of our dedicated readers has chimed in with his two cents about modern art. You can read the previous rebuttal here and the original post here if you missed them.It's a fact that our judicial systems strongly factors in intent when considering sentence. The difference in sentencing Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-3491161731711454442010-11-26T09:49:00.002+11:002010-11-26T09:53:06.517+11:00Rubbutal: Pointless PuppetsIn a first for Two Bullets, we welcome an outside contributor, offering rebuttal to our previous post about declining ethics in art today, something we hope to see more of. If you disagree, and feel you have something worthy to offer please make yourself know in the comments and we'll try and get your thoughts up here as well.Meet Bob. Bob thinks that "Modern art is a con, perpetuated by Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-74713423257578286922010-11-19T16:31:00.002+11:002010-11-19T16:35:27.108+11:00Pointless Puppets: A Downward Spiral Of Ethics In Art TodayWhen was the last time you went to a gallery opening for the art rather than the free booze? I'm sure that for most of you the number doesn't extend beyond three, and that most likely only because a friend of yours was exhibiting. I know that's the case with me at least. Let's face it though, considering the amount of tripe on display these days if you have been excited more than thrice you must Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-10511456767609576162010-10-25T11:26:00.006+11:002010-11-17T09:54:42.781+11:00Two Bullets: Spookyland SpookyLand - Killin' One Bird With Two Stones (EP) by showoffservices Remember that kid in high school who had no friends and spent all of their time learning how to play Bob Dylan songs in a vain effort to try and impress people into liking them? While I can't say with any certainty that Spookyland was that kid, I'm pretty confident that statement doesn't fall far from the mark. Let me Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-53594075631401154732010-10-19T17:20:00.001+11:002010-10-19T17:21:37.669+11:00Bloated Corpse: Parasites & The Music IndustryHe really says it all.Working in the music industry, the first thing I was struck by was the sheer amount of parasites, ahem, people in the employ of artists. Trying to get in contact with bands I found myself wading through an industry swamp, seething with managers, agents, publicists and booking agents, all this on top of label reps, A&R staff and whoever else had managed to leech of their Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-26153913039012647462010-10-18T15:56:00.005+11:002010-10-18T18:26:01.967+11:00Kirin J Callinan She (edit) by KirinJCallinan Photo by Mclean StephensonThis music makes me happy. Something about the way he sings, matched with his inhuman mastery of guitar effects literally send shivers down my spine, and while I understand how some people might not get the music, perhaps finding it too odd for their liking, his debut single She, in my mind, is one of the most important Australian Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-53721869065033988532010-10-12T15:47:00.009+11:002010-10-12T18:16:05.501+11:00Sick Marionette: How Corruption In The Music Media Has Destroyed Our Appreciation Of MusicIt's pretty apparent to most people with even a vague understanding of the music media in this country that it is all run by commercial interest, using an iron fist of advertising money to enforce a policy of silence when it comes to real criticism.Having worked in almost every facet of the music media, I couldn't tell you how many times my articles have been edited and rejigged to cast a more Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-27668711310914800062010-10-06T13:25:00.004+11:002010-10-06T13:43:18.550+11:00Two Bullets: SquarepusherIt's a sad day when you're teenage idols go the way of your mid life crisis addled parents, trading in their own style for some pale imitation of what they think is young and trendy. Sadly it seems Squarepusher is the latest musician to go the way of Ed Hardy jackets and phallic sports cars as he embraces a live band/electro sound with latest project Shobaleader One.If I'm honest though I think Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-53214236770676899332010-09-28T09:45:00.010+10:002010-09-28T12:52:11.797+10:00A Festival Of Tired Ideas: Fuck The Big Day OutFuck The Big Day Out.Seriously ever year it gets worse and even if this years line-up is one of the strongest in recent memory, most of the acts have played before, a lot of them very recently. One of the major problems with the festival is that no matter how good some of the bands are there is always more shit than quality. There is always some point in the day where there is nothing good on, Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-32229629634755313042010-09-23T15:53:00.006+10:002010-09-23T16:09:33.456+10:00When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: How Mystikal Became A Registered Sex OffenderLot's of rappers talk shit about being gangsta, but few really follow through with their claims.Mystikal on the other hand keeps shit well real, choosing to rape a woman, even though with his money and success one would assume he could either pay for it or at least get a groupie to service his needs. Read on for an account on how keeping it real went oh so wrong for him.Quoted from Wikipedia"On Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-60956672540751162492010-09-23T15:11:00.006+10:002010-09-23T17:45:25.475+10:00Circle Jerk : Why The ARIA Charts Are Fucking MeaninglessI heard today that Denis Handlin, Chairman & CEO, Sony Music Entertainment Australia & New Zealand and a man responsible for clogging this nation's airwaves with meaningless bullshit for two decades now (who I will begrudgingly admit also does donate a lot to charity), has been elected as Chairman of ARIA. This seems fitting that a man who has profited off irrelevant and mostly terrible music be Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-80313662339757889762010-09-21T10:44:00.006+10:002010-09-23T13:51:08.434+10:00Rock Stars Have Killed The Music IndustryI was at a show last week and I ran into one of those lamentable excuses for music journalists, or even human beings, that most people know as Channel V presenters. This guy was a real fuckwit. I can't remember what boring and bland conversation led us to discussing The Rolling Stones, but when we got to that point I informed him calmly that they were not only one of the most irrelevant bands to Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-40634770811189689432010-09-18T17:23:00.002+10:002010-09-18T17:48:22.175+10:00Old Men Of Moss Mountainhttp://www.myspace.com/oldmenofmossmountainLet's face it, by and large Aussie hip hop is pretty fucking shit. The so called leaders of the genre Hilltop Hoods and Bliss N Eso's music amounts to nothing much other than mediocrity, the music lacking any real sense of relevance, and it usually being rather fucking tasteless. The Herd and Urthboy go all political with the raps, but still who fucking Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-73364271144954654252010-09-18T16:36:00.002+10:002010-09-18T17:12:29.059+10:00Two Bullets : Chicks Who Love GunsVideo courtesy of www.closetakes.comChicks Who Love Guns- Ask Somebody Else from Closetakes on Vimeo.Chicks Who Love Guns, the name really says it all, and if that wasn't enough to put you off this putrid and self serving bunch of uninspired talentless cunts their EP is called Vomit On The Dancefloor. Charming. I know you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover but this band is on example or a case Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-14533796913707378612010-09-17T17:43:00.003+10:002010-09-17T17:48:41.126+10:00Sick Python Latest tracks by sickpython Bursting onto the Sydney scene like a bulbous pimple of dancehall lunacy, Sick Python have been fast developing a fan following for their increasingly thrilling and sometimes dangerous stage show. Made up of driving lyrical force Pele, backed up by hype man Judge Demus and beatmaster Balls Deep, this three man hurricane of rhythm and flow are like a breath of Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-11168823970421133922010-09-17T17:26:00.002+10:002010-09-17T17:41:58.881+10:00PVT : Church With No Magic5 StarsI’ve left this review a bit late. Church With No Magic has been out for a while now.The band launched the album in style across the nation in previous weeks, and it’s a matter of sheer laziness and frustrated semi-creative urges that has prevented me from writing this review, but just like your girlfriend’s period, it’s better late than never. In fact it’s a bit of a blessing as a viscous Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-14923631085827956542010-09-17T17:02:00.003+10:002010-09-17T17:23:08.247+10:00Mclean StephensonPhotography is a strange art-form, it essentially captures reality through the eye of the photographer and the lens of the camera, but for a photo to be true art it needs to be distorted by the artist so as to reflect the altered truth of their vision. This is something most photographers fail to realise, spending all their time on focussing on achieving clarity or making sure everything is in Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4669806438771308844.post-53252545652200186772010-09-17T16:58:00.003+10:002010-09-17T17:02:20.123+10:00Still...Curled in a ballat the back of his bedroomNigel stares fixedly at the door.He's shiveringdespite being wrapped in a blanketand wearing a woolen hat.The heater by the window is off.Still he stares,clinging ever tighter to soiled fabric.Two Bulletshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09803068303341610795noreply@blogger.com0